chau's jottings;

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

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i’m so upset i have to choose between being asleep and being on the computer sometimes

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When my parents ask me if ill be ok being at home alone

wowfunniestposts:

I’m like mom 

Bored? click!

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‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
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zodiaccity: THIS WILL BE THE NEW SCORPIO COLOR! NOT TOO BRIGHT!

zodiaccity:

THIS WILL BE THE NEW SCORPIO COLOR! NOT TOO BRIGHT!

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laugh-addict: I think I finally realized what this reminds me of via laugh-addict

laugh-addict:

I think I finally realized what this reminds me of


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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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